It Happened

I always thought (hoped) that I would sail through this wonderful Marriage Mart with nary a scratch, spending my time (un)wisely pontificating and advising all those around me as to the right way to go about the process.

Some of the best advice I received along the way was to just shut up, since that way you do not have to remove your feet from your mouth, as i clearly knew NOTHING.

Well, it has come to pass. Son 1 is officially "in the parsha", and it isn't fun at all. In taking a page from Daughters in the Parsha, I shall chronicle (vent) here as to all the ups and downs we face as we go through this process that will hopefully yield a wonderful young lady at the other end.